god i'm so tired lmao

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mossbian

cats don’t know what words mean and i love that about them. i can say “you are a beautiful little angel child and i love you more than anything else in the entire world” but also “you wretched little clown bastard. you’ve created such a big mess and now i have to clean it because i have hands and you don’t. this is god’s cruelest joke.” and they don’t care they just say :3 and put their little paws on me

spiroandthelacktones
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I literally need 30 brands of applesauce and 80 brands of cornflakes otherwise I will die

hardtimes

“No choice, no hope” is THE funniest way to describe not being able to pick Aquafina over Dasani

fishmech

someone pointed out its explicitly a restaurant supply store, which is why it only stocks large amounts of the exact same products and mostly in large sizes - so he didn't even walk into a supermarket in the first place

sovietshopaholic

oh my fuck

viohra

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